White Sheep on a Blue Hill

"I do not want life to imitate art. I want life to be art." - deliverance of ideas

6:42 PM oihey, shut up and drive me to changi business park!
'd' stands for driver

me: uncle, to changi business park
d: huh! where?
me: changi business park (raised up my voice)
d: oh.. where? IMBM ah?
me: what IMBM!? it's IBM. and not working at IBM
d: what street?
me: HUH! what street you want!? just drive to changi bussiness park!
d: iyoo.. now young people ah always says shortcut road name.
me: waolaueh, changi business park where got shortcut? you tell me!
d: go straight ah?
me: mm!
d: turn left ah?
me: mmmm!!!
d: here is changi business park right?
me: you drive until here (changi business park) already still ask me!
d: need to turn not?
me: waolaueh! you drop me here now!

cab fare: $6.80
i gave him 10 bucks and 80 cents.

d: why? why give 80 cents?
me: i don't want coins. give me 7 bucks now and i slamed the door.

grrr why so !@#$%*^)@#